TypicalTV! – Tattoo Gangbang

TypicalTV! – Tattoo Gangbang


What’s up? Ikast!
Good old Ikast.. this is the prison That’s the last place I visited, when I here Not much happens in Ikast either Not a f*cking thing, man, I promise you that Where the f*ck is he?
We’re going to visit Fahad That’s right! Awesome Yeah and we’re kinda busy Yeah we’re busy dude He’s just gonna finish off what he already started, right? Yeah he’s working on my thigh You wanna go inside? Let’s do it Hello! What? This place looks good! Hey! Hey! What’s up? Nice to meet you, I’m TJ Hi, I’m Morten, welcome to “Beauty and the Beast” Thank you!
Great shop you’ve got here! Yeah it looks great! Hey there, I’m Chris Hey champ, I’m Morten *Morten – Co-owner* Ohhhh Fahad! There he is! What’s up bro? What’s up?
Long time no see, it’s good to see you, man Uhhh Jutland Are you gonna tattoo me today? That’s what I was thinking Did you clear everything with your boss? Yeah of course
What are we gonna be tattooing on you today? Well, Fahad is working on some different stuff on my thigh And last time, Chris screwed up my tattoo session So I was thinking about continuing those pieces, because we are kinda busy Well, we do have a few hours to spare A few hours? That’s not a lot.. is that fine Fahad? Yeah we’ll work with that Okay, great, then let’s get started I feel a bit tired today.
I feel like it hurts more and more You know the feeling? Yeah, we’re getting older Well, you are getting pretty old Yeah, but I don’t give a sh*t And you just became an uncle, for the second time Uncle Theis Congratulations Thanks man! Look what they’ve been reading What are you gonna do? Mmm.. oh did you cum? Of course he came There is one thing though Yeah? Fahad and I have been talking.. Wait, no more stuff!
Shut your mouth, you a**hole! We’ve been talking, and now that we’re in Ikast Yeah? And we’re busy, I told you that Yeah, that’s true So I’ve been talking to Fahad about having some fun, now that we’re here Not now! This time I want to get tattooed properly! You are gonna get tattooed properly, it’s gonna look great! But it has to look great, no more of that Pikachu sh*t Don’t worry, no Pikachu’s today But maybe.. Nevermind…
Anyway, you told me that you wanted a “geometric patter” “Patter” …”Patter” Yes, I want a “geometric patter” on my leg Next to your hot dog? But Fahad was gonna keep working on the other tattoos But now it’s “Theis-time” and I always have to bring a suprise for that No, that’s when it’s “TypicalTV-time”, when it’s “Theis-time”, I jerk off and go to sleep! Then don’t invite me to Jutland anymore So I arranged with Fahad and Morten, that if they have time.. we’ve got 4 tattoo artists for you today …But we’re leaving in 2 hours, Chris? That’s what I mean, we’re busy Wait – 4 all at once?! You wanna see, if the guys have time? That would be fantastic What’s up boys? And then a whole crew is just waiting for me! What is this?? Nice to meet all of you Yeah you too! Hey Ready to get mauled? What? Are you ready to get mauled? Somebody’s gonna die today *Laughs*
What an evil crew We were thinking about doing your shin.. F*ck that, Morten will revive you, if you die Did you tell them, that I wanted my shin done? Yeah Okay.. sh*t There isn’t room anywhere else? Did you want in on your forehead instead? What about the hot-dog-thing? F*ck the hot dog.. Would it be all 4 at once? Yeah, we’re busy, remember? Oh sh*t.. Well… let’s get started! We’re just gonna finish the design, and then we begin This i crazy… I just know, you planned all of this beforehand And I’m all tired.. do you have any idea how much pain I am in, Chris? No you don’t know anything.. ..With your pale, skinny arms 4 at once though? Watch out, that you don’t catch fire Oh.. oh! Wait, that looks awesome Sh*t.. I wasn’t ready for this at all, I’m all tired as it is.. I was expecting 1 needle not 4! But we’re busy..? But, I wasn’t even planning on getting this tattoo done, but now I kinda want to! Exactly! Because you’ve been talking about it You know I can’t turn something like this down! You’re a traitor dude You’re always picking sides with the people we are visiting Never loyal to me, but you get them to choose your side Yup, that’s my skill This is crazy, dude You can do this! You know very well I can’t turn down a tattoo! Well, you have been talking about your shin for so long Yeah but not 4 at once! Nooo, but now we’re busy Okay f*ck it, let’s do it! “Let’s do it” I don’t give a sh*t, I can do this Of course you can F*ck.. this is gonna hurt so bad! No come on Shut up, Chris, or I’ll tattoo you in the face Wait.. where? …Nowhere Yeah, that’s what I thought But I know these guys are good, I’ve seen them win awards in the Nordic.. Yeah just check out all those awards Wait, all of those are awards?! Yeah, all the way around the walls These guys are just showing off This is really impressive! Wait… what’s that? Is that beer? Does it have alcohol in it? Those are energy drinks Is it okay if I steal one of those? Help yourself Energy drinks… Chris, come here You’ll probably need one of those Open it You want me to open it? I can’t do it myself Wow, you’ve got some long-ass-nails Yeah, like a predator Awesome It’s rare for me to feel conflicted about tattoos, but it just seems crazy with 4 at once ..Unless they were female.. and naked Instead it’s just 4 times the regular pain.
Do you think I can take it? Come on, 4 guys at once? You can easily handle that I’ve never tried that before, I’ve never tried more than 1 at a time I’m gonna hate you so much for this Fahad thought it was a great idea as well Of course he did, he’s just as crazy as you are Let’s merge the whole thing, and cut a little off the edges I was thinking about, taking this part, and just scaling it up Should we gonna use a nr. 9 for this one? In some places, yes, other places a nr. 3 A nr. 3? Yeah a nr. 3 for the fine dot-work Why are you looking so pale? Yeah I don’t feel well, because now I remembered how much is hurts to get tattooed on the shin, Chris And now 4 pirates are standing there, joking about how they’re gonna maul my leg What’s up with that..? This is gonna be a personal victory, for me I think it’s gonna be great! And you’ve been complaining for a long time, about now getting your shin done Yeah, I haven’t gotten anything done.. nothing what so ever That’s what I was thinking – we’ve got 2 hours, let’s get as much as possible done! Then they can fix it all …Yeah I’ve never been so conflicted before, about doing or not doing something But it’s gonna look awesome Of course it will! I mean, this is a big challenge for myself too… it’s crazy Because it’s gonna hurt like hell It probably will I mean… when you’re getting work done by 1 artist, you can manage the pain, because of the small breaks you get With 4 artists, there are no breaks at all! There’s not gonna be a point in time, where I don’t have a needle, piercing the skin of my shin Nope.. isn’t that the point? I think I need to get off work monday.. Wait.. it’s sunday today – I definitely have to call in sick then! …Shit I just wanted to hear if everything is okay? No more surprises today! Check out how awesome it looks, Chris! Later, if you want to, you can combine this, with a mandala pattern up here He doesn’t want that Guys, this looks off the hook! But can you cover up the hot dog? Yeah, we can easily do that The hot dog will disappear after today Okay! This looks pretty solid! I’m pretty hungry now too actually.. I could really go for some food! I’m buying for everybody, once we’re done! Alright Are you ready? Damn straight I’m ready, look, I brought shorts and everything …And slippers I always bring slippers, you know that, Chris Made in China? Yeah?
And you damn sure didn’t buy me these No, I’m guessing those perished a while ago Hey check this out! I bought these from Hvidovre hospital last night It looks just like, if you’re with a girl, and her p*ssy has a lot of… A lot of what..? It’s like a blind man trying to find his way out of a carwash I’m getting so nervous now!
…But I’m also cold as ice, people know that Let’s shave that leg, before we begin.. get rid of all that fur Yeah I know, I’ve got some hairy-ass-legs Oh you’re good at that!
Do you shave your girlfriend, too? Yeah Wait.. you do?! Yeah, sometimes Her p*ssy too? You look like a pro-cyclist I’m gonna need a new razer Check out all this fur! Jesus, that’s a lot of hair, let me keep it It looks like pubes! That’s a lotta fur Look.. I’m Mogens Lykketoft Smoke it like tobacco *Chewbacca noises* I got it! I can do the Chewbacca noise! I had no idea, that I had that talent.. awesome! Shit got real.. Time to get started Yeah.. That’s good, we’re running out of time here, good thing we booked all 4 artists. And my sister just called, she needs the car back… Not gonna happen! You look like you’re under pressure Well look, I’ve got 4 guys here, ready to maul my leg, at the same damn time *Laughs*
Are we good to go? 3… 2… 1… GO! F*CK! This is too much, I can”t handle this! Well, you’ll just have to make it They’ve only been at it for 10 seconds? Shut up, Chris!
And I’m not kidding! I really hope we’re done within 2-3 hours! I’ve never felt anything like this before! I told you already – no brakes at all! It feels so f*cked up! Why so tense? Believe me Chris, once I’m free of this chair.. You’re not gonna be able to walk Well, I can hopscotch faster than you can run on both legs.. You’re gonna get it! It hurts so bad! I’ve never gotten so little sympathy before! No, no, no, no.. what the hell did I sign up for.. Aren’t you happy, that it’s over 4 times faster? No!
I’d rather sit here until 6 in the morning! Chriiiiiis, I can’t open the can without your nails I’m coming Help me, with your rat-like-nails I don’t know… Oh, relax with that I’m way past the point, of actually trying to say something Listen, they keep tattooing, no matter how much i beg them to stop Can you give me a smile? A smile? Aww, so cute Do you feel good? No, I don’t feel good!
I’m so irritated that it’s crazy If I go to the gas station and order a sausage, and the girl at the counter has to ask about the dressing more than once, I’m gonna lose my sh*t! I just want regular dressing! What about some ketchup? God damnit, Chris, not today! If anything happens at that gas station, the whole city is doomed You’re almost done now I’d rather get f*cked… like I would literally choose a d*ck in my ass, over this Like.. this is too painfull Don’t worry, we can do that next week It seriously sounds like a bee hive! *Light snoring* I guess Theis didn’t feel like staying awake with us I’m in for such an asswhooping, when he wakes up.. Hello? My mouth is all dried up Here… have some water Hey, are you guys still tattooing? Yeah, you slept for like 15 minutes Oh look, you’ve gotten so much work done How do you feel? I’m so done.. Are you all tapped out, Theis?
It was a pleasure You need to stand up straight, so we can see the awesome result Aww, you did good, bro You’re not gonna stay for a beer? Chris, I wanna go home But first, I need to see the result – what do you think about it? I f*cking love it, but I’ve gotten ill because of it, Chris It looks amazing! I’m all tapped out dude So you wanna go home? Can we please go home? Yeah sure, let’s go home then See you later, guys Yeah man, see you Chris, pick up our bags Yeah alright, I’ll grab everything Have a good one! Here, give him this lotion, he’ll be thankful for it Great!
Why do I have to carry everything?! Come on, Chris! Relax, I’m the one carrying everything! I’m freezing dude, and I wanna go home! You want your jacket? Which one? Any of them! I have plenty But I’m cold, Chris… Ouch, F*cks sake! Why are you carrying around all that bullsh*t? It’s all your sh*t! Yeah but you can still…
Turn that sh*t off!

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17 Comments

  1. TJ kender smerten, nu har jeg selv fået tusset hele mit højre-ben, og det er en smerte der ikke kan beskrives 🙂 så føler med dig <3

  2. Har både en på en læggen og på skinnebenet og det tog 6-7 timer hver og fik dem lavet på en gang med 1 års mellemrum.. føler med dig! Smerten er klam

  3. For a guy who got alot of tattos ur pain tolerance seem low not only cause u got tattoed by 4 but all videos i see u getting tattoed ur a cry baby hahha

  4. Stødte på kanalen her den anden dag, fede personligheder – kan ikke vente til at der kommer flere uploads 😉

  5. Av av av jeg dør af smerte hold kæft en legende i smerte , de ting han har været igennem hvordan er han så stærk i sin grænse. Theis har min respekt for at fuldfører et hvert projekt.

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